"How come you can't keep an assistant, Otto?" he inquired.
"After they've been with me for six months," explained Mr. Blatter modestly, "they get so good that they simply have to get better jobs."
"Well, got any candidates for the place?" queried the president.
"Burdette?" suggested Mr. Blatter.
Mr. Spingle eliminated Burdette with a flick of his finger.
"Too young," he said.
"Wetsel?"
"Too old."
"Fitch?"
"Too careless."