Aunt. Arthur is the exception, at least I hope so.

Minnie. Oh, he is very different from Horace.

Horace. I should hope he was, and you’ll find it out, my young lady.

Aunt. You have had a very narrow escape. Arthur is a good man. I feel that. As for Horace, he is a pig!

Minnie. Oh, Auntie, don’t say that!

Aunt. Pig! I do say it! I will say it! It describes him exactly. Horace is a pig!

(Lights and interior dark.)

Messenger. As you observed, Aunt Martha is a sensible woman.

Horace. She’s a perfect fool! Women are all alike. Mean and selfish, and sly and narrow-minded—oh, fearfully narrow-minded! I’m jolly well out of it, and I’m jolly glad to be so jolly well out of it! One thing I know—I’ll never speak to another woman again as long as I live.