“At the trial at the Old Bailey.”
“O,” said the learned Q.C.; “wait a minute, you were there, were you? Were you there as a witness?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I warnt.”
“Will you swear that?” asked Ricochet, amid roars of laughter.
“What were you there for?”
“To hear the trial!”
“And you were not called?”