"That would never do: it is for you to lead the van. You are free to leave your seat."
The Major left his seat, apparently not rejoicing in his freedom. He wrote "William Hardinge" in great sprawling characters.
"Add 'Inspector of Prisons.'"
The Major added "Inspector of Prisons," with a very rueful countenance.
"Mr. Paley, it is your turn."
Mr. Paley took his turn, with a really tolerable imitation of being both ready and willing. Acting on the hint which had been given the Major, he added "Governor" of his own accord.
"Now, doctor, it is you."
The doctor thrust his hands into his trousers' pockets. "I'll sign, if you'll tell me how it is done."
"Tell you how it is done? How what is done?"
"How you do that hanky-panky, of course."