"You take my breath away. Say, you don't mean to tell me there is one town in the United States that has escaped the showman?"
"Yes. Gotown has, an' I'll gamble on it," said the landlord.
"Stay! There must be some kind of a rink there?"
"No."
"No rink."
"No."
"A museum, then—moving-pictures snap?"
"No."
"Has there been a circus there recently?"
"Never had a circus within miles of it."