"Please see that they's some towels put in 559."
CONTENTS
[CARMEN]
[THREE KINGS AND A PAIR]
[GULLIBLE'S TRAVELS]
[THE WATER CURE]
[THREE WITHOUT, DOUBLED]
Gullible's Travels, Etc.
CARMEN
We was playin' rummy over to Hatch's, and Hatch must of fell in a bed of four-leaf clovers on his way home the night before, because he plays rummy like he does everything else; but this night I refer to you couldn't beat him, and besides him havin' all the luck my Missus played like she'd been bought off, so when we come to settle up we was plain seven and a half out. You know who paid it. So Hatch says: