“Fair Hera caught her wayward spouse
With a mortal maid one dawn.
Zeus charmed the maid into a cow,
To save himself a jaw’n’.
This seemed to me a liber-tee
To take with poor I-oh;
But now I find that he was kind,—
’T was I who did not know.
For girls use slang and girls chew gum,
And drape their forms in silk;