“Ah, I see you are resolved cruelly to shut me out of all participation in your enjoyment.”
“Oh, not at all. I shall be very happy to discuss the book with you afterwards. You should read it for yourself. Then, when you have done so, we might have a talk on its merits or demerits, if you think, after you have read it, that it has any.”
“Any what? merits or demerits?”
“Well, any either.”
“No; I will tell you a better plan than that. I am not going to waste my time reading it.”
“Waste, indeed!”
“Certainly waste. Not when I have a much better plan of finding out what is in the book. I am going to get you to tell me the story after you have read it.”
“Oh, indeed, and suppose I refuse?”
“Will you?”
“Well, I don’t know. I only said suppose.”