A new Euripides, a second Cato:

A pedant rather, pander and murderer.

I’ll let Rome know how pumpkin Claudius died;

I’ll not be ashamed to say, ’twas I that spiced

His fatal mushroom. Honest Seneca

Stood by and smiled. True, true! I’ll be true yet;

I’ll right Britannicus. I’ll tell the soldiers

What they should look for. Hear’st thou not their shouts?

Seneca to the Tiber! the philosopher,

The murderer to the Tiber! Fulvia, Fulvia!—