D. (taking). I thank thee, Laura; and now to learn the secret:

Who is this wanton traitress? (Opens case.)

Ah!—ha! ha!

Impossible,—’tis true. Who would believe it?

Why, friends, there is no secret after all:

No lady,—’tis himself.—

He carries a portrait of himself; himself

Leaning upon his elbow. Now, heaven save me!

This I was told; but tho’my own eyes see it,

I cannot credit it. O, gracious sir,