"For—once again, nay, three times over,

My helpmate 's an ape! so intelligent,

I train him to drudge at household work:

He toils and he moils, I live in clover:

Oh, you shall see! There 's a goodly scent—

From his cooking, or I 'm a Turk!

"Scarce need to descend and supervise:

I 'll do it, however: wait here awhile!"

So, down to the kitchen gayly scuttles

Our host, nor notes the alarmed surmise