And found, less to your pleasure than surprise,

He seemed to know you and expect as much.

So, next time that a neighbor's tongue was loosed,

It marked the shameful and notorious fact,

We had among us, not so much a spy,

As a recording chief-inquisitor,

The town's true master if the town but knew!

We merely kept a governor for form,

While this man walked about and took account

Of all thought, said and acted, then went home,