Stole his friend's wife, stagnated slow,

Or maundered, unable to do as much,

And muttered of peace where he had no part:

While, hid in the closet, laid on the shelf,—

On the whole, you were let alone, I think!

So, you looked to the other, who acquiesced;

My rival, the proud man,—prize your pink

Of poets! A poet he was! I've guessed:

He rhymed you his rubbish nobody read,

Loved you and doved you—did not I laugh!