On the other perch, your neighbor chose, not you:

There 's no outwitting you respecting him!

For instance, men love money—that, you know—

And what men do to gain it: well, suppose

A poor lad, say a help's son in your house,

Listening at keyholes, hears the company

Talk grand of dollars, V-notes, and so forth,

How hard they are to get, how good to hold,

How much they buy,—if, suddenly, in pops he—

"I 've got a V-note!"—what do you say to him?