"Well, Judge Humgruffin, what 's your verdict, sir?

You, hardest head in the United States,—

Did you detect a cheat here? Wait! Let 's see!

Just an experiment first, for candor's sake!

I 'll try and cheat you, Judge! the table tilts:

Is it I that move it? Write! I 'll press your hand:

Cry when I push, or guide your pencil, Judge!"

Sludge still triumphant! "That a rap, indeed?

That, the real writing? Very like a whale!

Then, if, sir, you—a most distinguished man,