Palaver, gossipry, a single hour

Nor find one smut has settled on your nose,

Of a smut's worth, no more, no less?—one fact

Out of the drift of facts, whereby you learn

What some one was, somewhere, somewhen, somewhy?

You don't tell folk—"See what has stuck to me!

Judge Humgruffin, our most distinguished man,

Your uncle was a tailor, and your wife

Thought to have married Miggs, missed him, hit you!"—

Do you, sir, though you see him twice a-week?