Once, missing on a memorable day

Your handkerchief—just setting out, you know,—

You must return to fetch it, lost the train,

And saved your precious self from what befell

The thirty-three whom Providence forgot.

You tell, and ask me what I think of this?

Well, sir, I think then, since you needs must know,

What matter had you and Boston city to boot

Sailed skyward, like burnt onion-peelings? Much

To you, no doubt: for me—undoubtedly