Bravely although bespattered, shifts and straits

In keeping out o' the way o' the wheels o' the world,

The comic of those home-contrivances

When the old lady-mother's wit was taxed

To find six clamorous mouths in food more real

Than fruit plucked off the cobwebbed family-tree,

Or acorns shed from its gilt mouldered frame—

Cold glories served up with stale fame for sauce.

What, I ask,—when the drunkenness of hate

Hiccuped return for hospitality,