At the signal waved me by some foolish fan,

With half a curse and half a pitying smile

For the monk I stumbled over in my haste,

Prostrate and corpse-like at the altar-foot

Intent on his corona: then the church

Was ready with her quip, if word conduced,

To quicken my pace nor stop for prating—"There!

Be thankful you are no such ninny, go

Rather to teach a black-eyed novice cards

Than gabble Latin and protrude that nose