The client whom his blunders sacrificed,

When somebody musts needs describe the scene—

How the procession ended at the church

That boasts the famous relic: quoth our brute,

"Why, that 's just Martial's phrase for 'make an end'—

Ad umbilicum sic perventum est!"

The callous dog,—let who will cut off head,

He cuts a joke, and cares no more than so!

I think my speech shall modify his mirth:

"How is the fine gold dim!"—but send the piece!