Mine, or at least not yours,' snaps somebody!

And, whether the dispute be parent-right

Or children's service, husband's privilege

Or wife's submission, there 's a snarling straight,

Smart passage of opposing 'yea' and 'nay,'

'Should,' 'should not,' till, howe'er the contest end,

Spectators go off sighing 'Clever thrust!

Why was I so much hurried to pay debt,

Attend my mother, sacrifice an ox,

And set my name down "for a trireme, good"?