"Admittance in the name of Law!" In marched

The Commissary and subordinate.

One glance sufficed them. "A marital pair:

We certify, and bid good morning, sir!

Madame, a thousand pardons!" Whereupon

Monsieur Ulysse Muhlhausen, otherwise

Called "Gustave" for conveniency of trade,

Deposing in due form complaint of wrong,

Made his demand of remedy—divorce

From bed, board, share of name, and part in goods.