My cousin's place, and presently my place,

Not yours! I 'll tell you how it strikes a man.

My cousin 's fond of music and of course

Plays the piano (it won't be for long!)

A brand-new bore she calls a 'semi-grand'

Rosewood and pearl, that blocks the drawing-room,

And cost no end of money. Twice a week

Down comes Herr Somebody and seats himself,

Sets to work teaching—with his teeth on edge—

I 've watched the rascal. 'Does he play first-rate?'