Give me but half your Latin and Greek,

I 'll never again touch trigger!

"Still, tastes are tastes, allow me!

Allow, too, where there 's keenness

For Sport, there 's little likelihood

Of a man's displaying meanness!"

So, put on my mettle, I interposed.

"Will you hear my story?" quoth I.

Never mind how long since it happed,

I sat, as we sit, in a bothy;