'Who saw this, heard this, said this, wrote down this,

That and the other circumstance to prove

So great a prodigy surprised the world?

Needs must thou prove me fable can be fact

Or ere thou coax one piece from out my pouch!'"

"There we agree, Sir: neither of us knows,

Neither accepts that tale on evidence

Worthy to warrant the large word—belief.

Now I get near thee! Why didst pause abrupt,

Disabled by emotion at a tale