Send greeting, and to give them knowledge,

That George Durward, præsentium lator,

Did study at our Alma Mater

Some years, and hated foolish projects,

But stiffly studied liquid logics;

And now he’s as well skilled in liquor

As any one that blaws a bicker;

For he can make our college theme

A syllogism or enthymeme....

Since now we have him manumitted,