New York, 1921.
CONTENTS
| CHAPTER | PAGE | |
| Foreword | [vii] | |
| [I] | The Hotel Guest | [13] |
| [II] | A Humorist Misfits at a MurderTrial | [28] |
| [III] | Queer Thing, 'Bout Undertakers'Shops | [36] |
| [IV] | The Haircut that Went to MyHead | [46] |
| [V] | Seeing Mr. Chesterton | [55] |
| [VI] | When is a Great City a SmallVillage? | [72] |
| [VII] | The Unusualness of Parisian Philadelphia | [81] |
| [VIII] | Our Last Social Engagement as aFine Art | [90] |
| [IX] | Writing in Rooms | [99] |
| [X] | Taking the Air in San Francisco | [115] |
| [XI] | Bidding Mr. Chesterton Good-Bye | [124] |
| [XII] | No System at all to the HumanSystem | [141] |
| [XIII] | Seeing the "Situations Wanted"Scene | [151] |
| [XIV] | Literary Lives | [162] |
| [XV] | So Very Theatrical | [173] |
| [XVI] | Our Steeplejack of the Seven Arts | [182] |
| [XVII] | Former Tenant of His Room | [196] |
| [XVIII] | Only She Was There | [205] |
| [XIX] | A Humorist's Note-Book | [216] |
| [XX] | Including Studies of Traffic"Cops" | [228] |
| [XXI] | Three Words about Literature | [236] |
| [XXII] | Recollections of Landladies | [242] |
| [XXIII] | An Idiosyncrasy | [256] |
| [XXIV] | The Sexless Camera | [271] |
| [XXV] | I Know an Editor | [276] |
| [XXVI] | A Dip into the Underworld | [281] |
| [XXVII] | Nosing 'Round Washington | [290] |
| [XXVIII] | Fame: A Story of American Literature | [328] |