STEAMERS v. STAGES;
OR,
ANDREW AND HIS SPOUSE.
AN AQUATIC EXCURSION BY STEAM AND BOAT.
Illustrated with Humourous Designs
by
ROBERT CRUIKSHANK.

I want a name—a name to give my tale,

For nameless narratives will not be read:

Books, by their titles, now succeed or fail;

And every tale should have a fitting head.

List then—the title of my Book shall be,

Not Sir, nor yet My Lord, but an "Aquatic