Two or three well-plac'd blows, no doubt,
Will serve the saucy rascal out;
And never fear that he can whack ye—
Why, damme, an't I here to back ye—?"
Watchmen, we know, are oft loquacious,
And PUGS, by nature, are PUGnacious.
Sure as our Pug begins the fray,
His backing friend will sneak away,
Leaving him, as the safest plan,
To fight his battle as he can.