For love and liqour always ready.

"Let those two worthies have a dram,

For, though I'm getting rather mellow,

You'll always find me, as I am,

A d—d good natured jolly fellow.

"Come, keep the chalks all right, old dame,

I've got another glass before me—

If I like max, am I to blame?

Why daddy did the same before me."

"Lauk, sir, you take me by surprise—