"And ruin's day has risen;

"Alack a day! that love of wet

"Should drive a man to prison."

Clean'd out, and down upon your luck,

'Tis needless to complain;

And publican and butcher Pluck

Present their bills in vain.

"Now, blow my carcase, things look queer,

"This here's a pretty job;

"Two rare long bills for meat and beer—