Wid. Alas! they are at the stairs' foot; for heaven's sake, sir!

Alex. Will you have me?

Wid. What shall I do? no.

Alex. This is the last time of asking; they come up, and down go my breeches. Will you have me?

Wid. Ay, ay, ay, alas! and your breeches go down, I am undone for ever.

Alex. Why, then, kiss me upon't. And yet there's no cracking your credit: Jarvis, come in, Jarvis.

Enter Jarvis.

Jar. I have kept my promise, sir; you've catched the old one.

Wid. How, catched? is there nobody below, then?

Jar. Nobody but John, forsooth, recovering a tobacco snuff, that departed before supper.