"Was it as big as my two fists?"
"It ben bigger."
"Was it as big as my head?"
"It ben about as long, but not so thick," the Swede replied, amid the laughter of the court.
The German's trouble with the English language.
Visitor: "Those are two fine dogs you have."
Cobbler: "Yes und de funny part of it iss, dat de biggest dog is de leettlest one."
Cobbler's Wife: "You must mine husband egscuse; he shpeaks not very good English. He means de oldest dog is de youngest one."
