Some people are so hard hearted, onions would have no effect at a funeral.
If you don’t like the taste of life’s medicine, be your own doctor and change the ingredients.
If some weak-kneed marshals and sheriffs would do their duty, there would be less bootleggers.
Some women join the ladies’ aid and use the lemon extravagantly.
Many a woman can hardly keep from yelling “Hallelujah” when her husband dies.