Some people are so hard hearted, onions would have no effect at a funeral.


If you don’t like the taste of life’s medicine, be your own doctor and change the ingredients.


If some weak-kneed marshals and sheriffs would do their duty, there would be less bootleggers.


Some women join the ladies’ aid and use the lemon extravagantly.


Many a woman can hardly keep from yelling “Hallelujah” when her husband dies.