Better be a lady waiting than marry a sot.
Honesty stops millions from becoming millionaires.
Women born in Alaska seldom get married; too long in cold storage.
The undertaker’s sympathy never interferes with his profits; he gets the last crack at you and you can’t kick.
Many a woman, who never had an extra pair of hosiery at home, loses sight of economy, after her marriage, and plunges into extravagance so heedlessly that her husband gives up in discouragement.