Drunkards, shebeens, godly deacons,
Parritch, thistles, brose, and kail.
Land o’ canny, carefu’ bodies—
Foes to a’ ungodly fun;
Those wha sum up man’s whole duty—
Heaven, hell, and number one.
Land of droning psalms and sermons,
Pauky wit and snuffy bores;
Fair fa’n chields so fond o’ country
That they leave it fast in scores.”