And fausely gie me a’ the wyte

O’ ilka crime?

O’ auld nicknames ye hae a fouth,

O’ sharp sarcastic rhymes a routh,

And as ye’re bent to gie them scouth,

’Twere just as weel

For you to tell the honest truth,

And shame the deil.

I dinna mean to note the whole

O’ your confounded rigmarole,