I’ll plank a croon on ony table

Against a groat,

To fin’ my name you’ll no’ be able

In a’ the plot.

Your mither, Eve, I kent her brawly;

A dainty queen she was, and wally,

But destitute o’ prudence wholly,

The witless hizzie,

Aye bent on fun, and whiles on folly,

And mischief busy.