The early Mormons made a settlement
And built a stone baptismal font outdoors—
But Smith, or some one, called them off the mountain
To go West to a worse fight with the desert.
You said you’d seen the stone baptismal font.
Well, take me there.”
“Some day I will.”
“Today.”
“Huh, that old bath-tub, what is that to see?
Let’s talk about it.”