In a dim library, just behind the chair

From which the ancient poet was mum-mumbling

A song about some Lovers at a Fair,

Pulling his long white beard and gently grumbling

That rhymes were beastly things and never there.

And as I groped, the whole time I was thinking

About the tragic poem I'd been writing—

An old man's life of beer and whisky drinking,

His years of kidnapping and wicked fighting;

And how at last, into a fever sinking,