DEFINITIONS.
A King is a non-producing thief, sitting on a throne, surrounded by vermin.
Whiskey is the son of villainies, the father of all crimes, the mother of all abominations, the devil's best friend, and God's worst enemy.
An Orthodox Man is a gentleman petrified in his mind.
Heresy is a cradle.
Orthodoxy is a coffin.
Chicago is a marvel of energy, a miracle of nerva
The Pulpit is a pillory.
Theology is a superstition.