And. And I can find two fools unsought,—how like you that?
But, in earnest now, tell me: of what trades are you two?
Slip. How mean you that, sir, of what trade? Marry, I'll tell you, I have many trades: the honest trade when I needs must; the filching trade when time serves; the cozening trade as I find occasion. And I have more qualities: I cannot abide a full cup unkissed, a fat capon uncarved, a full purse unpicked, nor a fool to prove a justice as you do.
And. Why, sot, why callest thou me fool?
Nano. For examining wiser than thyself.
And. So doth many more than I in Scotland.
Nano. Yea, those are such as have more authority than wit, and more wealth than honesty.
Slip. This is my little brother with the great wit; 'ware him!—But what canst thou do, tell me, that art so inquisitive of us?
And. Anything that concerns a gentleman to do, that can I do.
Slip. So you are of the gentle trade?