Center is known weak-sighted, and he sells
To others store of helpful spectacles.
Why wears he none? Because we may suppose,
Where leaven wants, there level lies the nose.
410. UPON SKINNS. EPIG.
Skinns, he dined well to-day: how do you think?
His nails they were his meat, his rheum the drink.
411. UPON PIEVISH. EPIG.
Pievish doth boast that he's the very first
Of English poets, and 'tis thought the worst.
412. UPON JOLLY AND JILLY. EPIG.
Jolly and Jilly bite and scratch all day,
But yet get children (as the neighbours say).
The reason is: though all the day they fight,
They cling and close some minutes of the night.
419. UPON PATRICK, A FOOTMAN. EPIG.
Now Patrick with his footmanship has done,
His eyes and ears strive which should fastest run.