They that wash Tuesday are pretty near by,

They that wash Wednesday make a good housewife,

They that wash Thursday must wash for their life,

They that wash Friday must wash in need,

They that wash Saturday are sluts indeed.”

ITCHING EARS.

When the ears are red and itch, it is a sign that some one is talking of the suffering individual. If it is the left ear, they are being scandalised; if the right ear, they are being praised.

Often have I heard, when the lower and middle class people have been indulging in some gossip of their neighbours or friends, “I’ll bet how their ears do itch.”

THE SPARK ON THE CANDLE.