In Hades Ceres’ daughter sweet
Was offered luscious bread and jam,
But she was much too cross to eat
And even scorned the deviled ham;
Until at last she made a slip
And swallowed a pomegranate pip;
Now, they who eat in hell—alack!
To earth may never more come back.
The Moral is—don’t take a chance
Joy-riding with a strange chauffeur,