Actæon tumbled in a trice

That he had got himself in Dutch,

But thought if quite polite and nice

She would not mind the thing so much.

So the poor fool in this fond hope

Said, “Tell me, did you use Pear’s Soap?”

Diana, vexed to hear the gag,

Forthwith made Actæon a stag.

The Moral is, if you should chance

Upon a lady in the nude,