“’Twould be a waste of words to drink the health of a man that’s going to be hanged,” replied Valentine, who at supper had heard the ladies discuss Peyton’s intended fate. He thereupon sent a cloud of smoke ceiling-ward for the flying cherubs to rest on.
“The devil! You are economical!”
“Of words, maybe, not of liquor.” The octogenarian quaffed deeply from the mug. “They say hanging is an easy death,” he went on, being in loquacious mood. “I never saw but one man hanged. He didn’t seem to enjoy it.” Mr. Valentine puffed slowly, inwardly dwelling on the recollection.
“Oh, didn’t he?” said Peyton.
“No, he took it most unpleasant like.”
“Did you come in here to cheer me up in my last hours?” queried Harry, putting the empty bowl on the chair by the sofa.
“No,” replied the other, ingenuously. “I came in for a smoke while the ladies stayed at the table.” He then went back to a subject that seemed to have attractions for him. “I don’t know how hanging will go with you. Cunningham will do the work.[5] They say he makes it as disagreeable as may be. I’d come and see you hanged, but it won’t be possible.”
“Then I suppose I shall have to excuse you,” said Peyton, with resignation.
“Yes.” The old man had finished his punch and set down his mug, and he now yawned with a completeness that revealed vastly more of red toothless mouth than one might have calculated his face could contain. “Some take it easier than others,” he went on. “It’s harder with young men like you.” Again he opened his jaws in a gape as whole-souled as that of a house-dog before a kitchen fire. “It must be disagreeable to have a rope tightened around your neck. I don’t know.” He thrust his pipe-stem absently between his lips, closed his eyes, mumbled absently, “I don’t know,” and in a few moments was asleep, his pipe hanging from his mouth, his hands folded in his lap.