The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists

by Robert Tressell

CONTENTS

[1 An Imperial Banquet. A Philosophical Discussion. The Mysterious Stranger. Britons Never shall be Slaves]
[2 Nimrod: a Mighty Hunter before the Lord]
[3 The Financiers]
[4 The Placard]
[5 The Clock-case]
[6 It is not My Crime]
[7 The Exterminating Machines]
[8 The Cap on the Stairs]
[9 Who is to Pay?]
[10 The Long Hill]
[11 Hands and Brains]
[12 The Letting of the Room]
[13 Penal Servitude and Death]
[14 Three Children. The Wages of Intelligence]
[15 The Undeserving Persons and the Upper and Nether Millstones]
[16 True Freedom]
[17 The Rev. John Starr]
[18 The Lodger]
[19 The Filling of the Tank]
[20 The Forty Thieves. The Battle: Brigands versus Bandits]
[21 The Reign of Terror. The Great Money Trick]
[22 The Phrenologist]
[23 The “Open-air”]
[24 Ruth]
[25 The Oblong]
[26 The Slaughter]
[27 The March of the Imperialists]
[28 The Week before Christmas]
[29 The Pandorama]
[30 The Brigands hold a Council of War]
[31 The Deserter]
[32 The Veteran]
[33 The Soldier’s Children]
[34 The Beginning of the End]
[35 Facing the “Problem”]
[36 The O.B.S.]
[37 A Brilliant Epigram]
[38 The Brigands’ Cave]
[39 The Brigands at Work]
[40 Vive la System!]
[41 The Easter Offering. The Beano Meeting]
[42 June]
[43 The Good Old Summer-time]
[44 The Beano]
[45 The Great Oration]
[46 The “Sixty-five”]
[47 The Ghouls]
[48 The Wise men of the East]
[49 The Undesired]
[50 Sundered]
[51 The Widow’s Son]
[52 “It’s a Far, Far Better Thing that I do, than I have Ever Done”]
[53 Barrington Finds a Situation]
[54 The End]

Preface

In writing this book my intention was to present, in the form of an interesting story, a faithful picture of working-class life—more especially of those engaged in the Building trades—in a small town in the south of England.

I wished to describe the relations existing between the workmen and their employers, the attitude and feelings of these two classes towards each other; their circumstances when at work and when out of employment; their pleasures, their intellectual outlook, their religious and political opinions and ideals.

The action of the story covers a period of only a little over twelve months, but in order that the picture might be complete it was necessary to describe how the workers are circumstanced at all periods of their lives, from the cradle to the grave. Therefore the characters include women and children, a young boy—the apprentice—some improvers, journeymen in the prime of life, and worn-out old men.

I designed to show the conditions relating from poverty and unemployment: to expose the futility of the measures taken to deal with them and to indicate what I believe to be the only real remedy, namely—Socialism. I intended to explain what Socialists understand by the word “poverty”: to define the Socialist theory of the causes of poverty, and to explain how Socialists propose to abolish poverty.

It may be objected that, considering the number of books dealing with these subjects already existing, such a work as this was uncalled for. The answer is that not only are the majority of people opposed to Socialism, but a very brief conversation with an average anti-socialist is sufficient to show that he does not know what Socialism means. The same is true of all the anti-socialist writers and the “great statesmen” who make anti-socialist speeches: unless we believe that they are deliberate liars and imposters, who to serve their own interests labour to mislead other people, we must conclude that they do not understand Socialism. There is no other possible explanation of the extraordinary things they write and say. The thing they cry out against is not Socialism but a phantom of their own imagining.