Second, one infuriated cow.
Third, one indigestion incubated by cumulative series of pie and complicated by attentions from one large centipede.
Fourth, one contusion from a Montana boot with suggestion concerning monocle.
Fifth, one 45-70 Winchester projectile severing string of monocle, accompanied by laughter and Navajo blanket.
Sixth, comprehensive corporal casualties incident upon international altercation concerning relative importance of Guy Fawkes and July 4th.
Seventh, physical debility due to excessive local popularity following personal encounter with one rustler.
Eighth, complete prostration in consequence of frequent attempts to render thanks for toasts offered him at banquet in celebration of his impending departure for the East.
Ninth, general collapse following bump of coal and forcible ejection from freight train near Albany, New York.
