MANUFACTURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I	Bluebeard Tells Why He Killed Wives	[11]
II	Queen Elizabeth Discloses Why She Never Married	[20]
III	John Paul Jones and A Grogless Navy	[29]
IV	Joshua Advises Daylight Saving	[37]
V	King Solomon’s Family Vacation Trip	[43]
VI	Brigham Young Endorses Woman Suffrage	[50]
VII	Hippocrates on Modern Doctors	[56]
VIII	Methuselah Gives Longevity Secrets	[66]
IX	Jesse James Talks on Tipping	[75]
X	Shakespeare Mentions Movies	[80]
XI	Adam Condemns Present Fashions	[88]
XII	Captain Kidd Speaks on Tag Days	[96]
XIII	Alfred the Great Tries to Find Prosperous King	[102]
XIV	Old King Cole Gives Views on Prohibition	[111]
XV	King Henry VIII Admits Some Matrimonial Mistakes	[116]
XVI	Don Quixote Says He “Wasn’t So Crazy as Some Modern Reformers”	[123]
XVII	Pharaoh Solves Servant Problem	[129]
XVIII	Nero Discusses Jazz	[137]
XIX	Lord Bacon Muses on Ciphers	[145]

LIGHT INTERVIEWS WITH SHADES

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